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Marriage (cont'd...)

• When it becomes obvious to you that she is careless with money, combative, critical, self-centered, and vain. She overreacts to the tiniest things. And she blames YOU for everything. Even when you do more than your share of the housework.
  
  
• When you no longer desire your wife, after you sleep with her the second time. For every gorgeous wife, there is a husband who is tired of sleeping with her. Men are programmed to spread their seeds as much as possible. So, if there is a creator, it deserves the blame, not you.
  
  
• When she balloons 20 sizes (from a 7 to a 27), because she loves to eat (your food), hates to exercise, doesn't work, doesn't do anything, doesn't give anything, not even sex!
  
  
• When she lets herself go (after getting married), when she doesn't take care of herself, doesn't care enough about you, doesn't take the time to look nice for you, doesn't feel sexy or good about herself, or no longer radiates that feeling to you.
  
  
• When it will be you who will start avoiding sex, after you discover that she is annoying, boring, complacent, irritable, obese, predatory, ugly, and unkempt.
  
  
• When you realize that, as a married man, you're subject to the grossly unfair laws of your corrupt State government. If you get a divorce, you won't be able to see your kids every day, and some evil Family Court judge (who receives a ton of money in kickbacks) will choke the life out of you by making you pay alimony as well as child support you can't afford!

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