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Link to this article!"Smoking goes well with alcohol!"
There are many people who smoke only when they drink. It's probably because alcohol and tobacco go together very well.Therefore, just tell yourself that "Smoking goes well with alcohol!"
Telling yourself that "Smoking goes well with alcohol!" is one of the best reasons to start smoking and keep smoking!
"Smoking will get me new friends!"
Smoking is easier to get away with in public places than masturbation. Attempting masturbation in front of a crowded Wal-Mart will get you many interesting reactions.However, if you smoke, it will likely get you new friends, new lovers, and possibly a few new family members.
Therefore, just tell yourself, "Smoking will get me new friends!"
Telling yourself "Smoking will get me new friends!" is one of the best reasons to start smoking and keep smoking!
"Smoking is cool!"
There are lots of cool people who smoke, and all the cool people are smokers. For example actors, actresses, businessmen, musicians, the young, the old — and even the president of the United States.When you smoke, you're not addicted to nicotine. You're only addicted to being cool and awesome.
Therefore, Just tell yourself that "Smoking is cool!"
Telling yourself "Smoking is cool!" is one of the best reasons to start smoking and keep smoking!
"Smoking is legal!"
It is legal to smoke. Smoking is not illegal. Smoking is not a crime, and smokers are not criminals. It's a mistake to equate smokers with alcoholics and drug addicts. The harmful substances that they consume can make them insane.Smoking doesn't take away your common sense. In sharp contrast to alcoholics and drug addicts, you, as a smoker, are a better person. You're healthier as well as more productive.
Therefore, just tell yourself that "Smoking is legal!"
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