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"Smoking makes me more productive!"

Your thinking is sharper, and you're far more productive when you're a smoker.

Please look up to smokers, because there have been many people who have contributed a lot in this world, who were smokers.

Therefore, just tell yourself that "Quitting makes me more productive!"

Telling yourself "Smoking makes me more productive!" is one of the best reasons to start smoking and keep smoking!

"I will avoid strokes and heart attacks!"

The carbon monoxide generated by smoking can prevent strokes and heart attacks.

Dr. David Pinsky, associate professor of medicine at Columbia University said, "Very low levels of carbon monoxide actually cause the blood vessels to change some of their properties, so that clots are dissolved more readily. During an emergency like a heart attack, stroke, severe infection, or sepsis, clots form rapidly in small vessels, choking off blood flow. In this case, small doses of carbon monoxide inhibit clot formation."

Therefore, you should smoke because you want to avoid strokes and heart attacks.

Therefore, just tell yourself that "I will avoid strokes and heart attacks!"

Telling yourself that "I will avoid strokes and heart attacks!" is one of the best reasons to start smoking and keep smoking!

"I won't become old before my time!"

Supposedly each cigarette you smoke takes seven minutes off of your life. This means that, if you smoke, there is a long list of things you won't have to deal with:

Adult kids who made poor choices in their lives, not recognizing yourself in the mirror, dental implants, dentures, dinner at 3:00 pm, eyeglasses, hearing aids, hip replacement surgeries, joint pain, large print books, planning your meals around fiber, rheumatism, senility, social security paperwork, starting most of your phrases with, "when I was young", watching the History Channel 24/7, walkers, and wheelchairs.

Therefore, you should start smoking and keep smoking, unless you want to deal with the problems of old age.

Therefore, just tell yourself that "I won't become old before my time!"

Telling yourself that "I won't become old before my time!" is one of the best reasons to start smoking and keep smoking! ...More >>

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