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How about snoring? Do you snore, or have you ever snored?I'm not saying that you start snoring like HELL! I'm not saying that you make a great, big, roaring-type snoring sound.
However, if you did, then it would really bug your bad neighbors, and for a while, you wouldn't have to deal with your bad neighbors!
And, I'm not saying that, in addition to your snoring, you use a powerful electronic amplifier to make your snoring more audible. However, if you did, then it would really bug your bad neighbors! And, did you know that it's NOT against the law to snore like HELL?
Coughing
How about coughing? Do you cough?I'm not saying that you start producing a barking, high-pitched, wheezing sound! And a loud gasping cough, like as if you had trouble taking in air.
However, if you did, then it would really bug your bad neighbors. And then, for a while, you wouldn't have to deal with your bad neighbors!
I'm not saying that, in addition to your cough, you use an electronic amplifier to make your cough more audible. However, if you did, then it would really bug your bad neighbors! And did you know that it's NOT against the law to cough? Like as if you had trouble taking in air?
The cabbies will work for you!
How do you deal with your bad neighbors?I'm not saying that you order your bad neighbors a cab, in the middle of the night. However, if you did, then, thanks to THEIR sleep deficit, for a while, you wouldn't have to deal with your bad neighbors.
And you could order SEVERAL cars per night, every single night.
And because, if you scheduled cars for your bad neighbors, for 1 am, 2 am, 3 am, and so on, then they would really bug your bad neighbors! ...More >>
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