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TemperatureHow can you lower your libido? You can lower your libido, if you keep lowering your thermostat in your house until all of your rooms are so cold that you have to wear four layers of clothes all the time.
The advantages are twofold. One, the more layers you wear, the more you look like a shapeless slob. And two, the colder the ambient temperature, the more you don't feel like doing anything sexy, because it's way too cold, and you're freezing!
So how do you lower your libido? Maintain a consistently low ambient temperature, and it will lower your libido!
ToysHow can you lower your libido? You CAN lower your libido, if you keep thinking about your chores, and if you stop using your sexual toys.
So, how do you lower your libido? When you keep thinking about your chores, and when you stop using sexual toys, you will lower your libido!
UnemploymentHow do you lower your libido? Unemployment will lower your libido.
In order to lower your libido, you want to feel you deserve nothing, not even a hug. And, as you might recall, at the time you were unemployed many years ago, you felt that you deserved nothing, not even a hug!
- Therefore, how do you lower your libido?
Consider getting contract work.
Or, get yourself fired.
Or, accept jobs that you cannot do.
Or, simply quit your job.
- Contract work (temporary work) is especially useful, if you want to lower your libido. Why? Because when you take contract jobs (short-term assignments), then even when you do a good job, you keep getting fired every 3 to 6 months. No, not because you do anything wrong, but because that is what you agree to, in advance. And then, every time they fire you, you're free to feel sad, depressed and miserable. And whenever you feel sad, depressed and miserable, you will have a low libido!
Vitamin DHow do you lower your libido? Vitamin D will lower your libido, provided you take excessive doses of it for several months. (5) (6) ...More >>
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