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By Dr. Stan Helmsletter

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Can you really avoid sex? Yes, you can avoid sex! The following ideas and techniques will help you avoid sex!

Act like a perfect professional

Act like the perfect professional, and you can avoid sex.

Go to work every day, including weekends, and you will avoid sex.

Spend all of your time at work, and you will avoid sex.

Never stop working, and you will avoid sex!

Avoid social events

Ignore all "happy hours", and you will avoid sex.

At work, avoid all social events, and you will avoid sex.

Go straight home from work, and you will avoid sex.

If, on weekends you don't go anywhere, you will avoid sex.

Keep saying, "Oh, that is just a meat market", and you will avoid sex.

Keep saying, "I don't want to meet anyone in a bar", and you will avoid sex.

If you're unemployed, spend all your time looking for a job, and you will avoid sex.

Save your money, stay in your house, and you will avoid sex.

Tell yourself, it's better if you lock yourself into your house, because it's safer. Because it's a dangerous world out there. And, when you do, you will avoid sex.

Don't go out because, if you do, you may get hurt. And when you don't go out, you will avoid sex.

So, how can you avoid sex? Isolate yourself from people, and you will avoid sex. Lock yourself into your own bedroom, and you will avoid sex. You will avoid sex because you'll never meet or date anyone.

Be too picky

If you want to avoid sex, your high standards can make all the difference in the world.

How can you avoid sex? Become too picky, and you will avoid sex.

Become too selective, and you will avoid sex.

Become too fastidious, and you will avoid sex.

Become too hard to please, and you will be able to avoid sex.

Give careful attention to the shortcomings of the opposite sex, and you will be able to avoid sex.

Become excessively concerned with their looks, and you will be able to avoid sex.

Tell yourself he (or she) is not good enough for you, and you will avoid sex.

Remind yourself that in the looks department he (or she) is "not the perfect 10", and you will be able to avoid sex.

How can you avoid sex? Be too picky, and you will avoid sex. Put too much stress on the attractiveness of the other person, and you will avoid sex.

Reject pretty much everyone, and you will avoid sex.

When you're too picky, you are able to avoid sex completely! ...More >>

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