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Don't massage themHow can you get rid of your teeth? Don't massage your gums. Because the massage may damage your teeth. But, most importantly, by not massaging your gums, you will get rid of your teeth!
Don't replaceHow can you get rid of your teeth? If you lose one or more teeth, don't replace them. Because then you're one step closer to no teeth. Because every tooth loss increases the weight on the remaining teeth. Because it encourages the adjacent teeth to tip and drift.
Because it increases food and plaque collection, Because every tooth you lose makes the next tooth loss much easier. But, most importantly, by not replacing your teeth, you will get rid of your teeth!
Don't use the mouth guardHow can you get rid of your teeth? Play a contact sport without any mouth protection. Keep your mouth guard in your pocket where it belongs.
If you must wear a face shield, get the flip-up kind, and keep it flipped up! By not using face and mouth protection, you will get rid of your teeth!
Eat bread with everythingHow can you get rid of your teeth? Eat bread with everything! Having a hamburger? Do eat the bread roll that comes with it. Eating a bowl of green pea soup? Ask for 10 slices of bread.
Why? Because the bread is very filling. And because you will save on food. And because, most importantly, your mouth bugs will multiply on the yeast, and you will get rid of your teeth!
Eat soft foodsHow can you get rid of your teeth? Avoid raw foods. Bake, fry and cook everything, because baked, fried, cooked foods require little or no chewing. Use it or lose it! By not using your teeth, you will get rid of your teeth!
Eat starchy foodsHow can you get rid of your teeth? Eat starchy foods like white potatoes and white rice. These foods can feed your mouth bugs, just like refined sugar can. And, most importantly, you will get rid of your teeth! ...More >>
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