How to get rid of your teeth, page 2 of 6
Link to this article!Avoid vitamin K2
How can you get rid of your teeth? Avoid vitamin K2 and rich sources of vitamin K2, like cholesterol foods.Lesson: Never ask dentists for advice on vitamins. They don't have your best interest in mind. When they're disinterested in your intake of vitamin K2, when they fail to preach to you about taking vitamin K2 and eating rich sources of vitamin K2, like cholesterol foods, it will invariably lead to cavities, and then those cavities will be money in their pocket.
Do acid
How can you get rid of your teeth? Do acid. No, not the drug. I am talking about acid in sport drinks, soft drinks and juices. They work nicely, if you drink them regularly.Keep them on your teeth. Sip slowly. Don't gulp. Swish each sip over your teeth. Then — have you noticed it? — they go right through the tooth enamel in a matter of months. And then, with the help of the acid, you will get rid of your teeth!
Don't brush
How can you get rid of your teeth? Don't brush your teeth, because brushing is a waste time.Don't brush, or postpone the brushing, and you will get rid of your teeth!
Don't floss
How can you get rid of your teeth? Do not floss, because the food particles trapped in between your teeth will help you to get rid of your teeth. Because flossing is a waste of time. Don't floss, or postpone the flossing, and you will get rid of your teeth!Don't go to the dentist
How can you get rid of your teeth? Don't go to the dentist. Not even when your gums are swollen, overly sensitive, and bleed often. Because they want too much money. Or because the dentist might recommend gum surgery, Because everyone knows the surgery cannot remove the bacteria that cause the gum disease.If you must go to the dentist, delay and postpone the visit until it hurts. Because teeth don't usually ache until they're fairly bad. Because pain increases the chance that big problems are on the horizon — maybe even an extraction. Don't go to the dentist, and you will get rid of your teeth!
Don't go to the hygienist
How can you get rid of your teeth? Don't go to the hygienist for dental cleanings, because they give you lectures on the importance of flossing. Because, with their sharp instruments, they might even damage your teeth. Because they're the enemy of your best chance of losing your teeth: gum disease. Because they notice cavities and send you to the dentist to repair them. And, by not going to the hygienist, you will get rid of your teeth! ...More >>Next page >>
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