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"I will get accepted!"

Most people start smoking because they feel accepted by their peers when their peers offer them a cigarette.

Therefore, just tell yourself that "I will get accepted!"

Telling yourself "I will get accepted!" is one of the best reasons to start smoking and keep smoking!

"I'm an adult!

Most people start smoking before they're 18. They see their parents smoke. They see their friends smoke. They see all those seductive images associated with smoking. They start smoking or keep smoking because when they smoke, they're considered to be adults.

Therefore, just tell yourself that "I'm an adult!

Telling yourself that "I'm an adult!" is one of the best reasons to start smoking and keep smoking.

"Smoking is my business!"

Smoking is nobody's business but yours. No one should come between you and your business of smoking.

Therefore, just tell yourself that "Smoking is my business!"

Telling yourself that "Smoking is my business!" is one of the best reasons to start smoking and keep smoking!

"I want to support the American economy!"

There are many who start smoking and keep smoking, because they're fully aware that there are millions of Americans who are directly or indirectly employed by American tobacco companies.

Many people feel good about buying a pack of cigarettes, because this whole debt crisis of this country could be solved quite easily, if everyone bought a pack of cigarettes every once in a while.

There are many people who don't want to be the reason why America continues to struggle financially. They do their part, and buy a pack of cigarettes every once in a while.

Therefore, just tell yourself that "I want to support the American economy!"

Telling yourself that "I want to support the American economy" is one of the best reasons to start smoking and keep smoking! ...More >>

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