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"Nicotine will improve my health!"

Nicotine will improve your health, and cigarettes will benefit your health.

Upon presenting his study to members of the American Society for Microbiology at the Orange County Convention Center in Orlando, lead researcher dr. Saleh Naser of the University of Central Florida in Orlando said:
  • "Nicotine will treat tuberculosis. Nicotine stops the growth of tuberculosis in laboratory tests, even when it's used in small quantities.
  • Nicotine worked better than 10 other substances that were also tested."
Therefore, you should start smoking and keep smoking.

Telling yourself that "Nicotine won't improve my health" is one of the best reasons to start smoking and keep smoking!

"I do like smoking!"

If you want to smoke, you should be able to smoke whenever you want to smoke.

And, of course, you're able to tell if you're enjoying smoking. And, if you're aware that you're enjoying smoking, then, by all means, you should smoke.

Therefore, you should start smoking and keep smoking!

Telling yourself that "I do like smoking!" is one of the best reasons to start smoking and keep smoking!

Sources and references

(1) "Assessment of risk for asthma initiation and cancer and heart disease deaths from microwave popcorn fume inhalation." by Lorne Grumbel, Michael Apter, Triang Liu, Katharine Hammrinde. Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory, and UC Berkeley's School of Public Health. Microwave Health, 2007.

(2) "Fallout from Nuclear Weapons Tests and Cancer Risks" by Steven Simon, Andre Bouville and Charles Land, American Scientist, January-February, 2006, Volume 94, Number 1, Page 48, DOI 10.1511/2006.1.48.

(3) "Lies, Damned Lies, and Medical Science" by D.H. Freedman, The Atlantic, November, 2010.

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